a few weeks ago a perfume neophyte asked me where she should wear perfume once she got it. I gave her the usual answer, chest, back, neck, wrists, knees. I left out the fact that I usually spray my armpits and my cooch. cause I'm like that. also when we were talking I was thinking of this old quote. I can't remember where I read it or who said it, but their answer was, "anywhere you wish to be kissed."
that would be too corny to actually say out loud... but seriously.
so I started wearing perfume on my butt.
love,
mp
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